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lala-loki-licious:

violet-the-inventor:

robotribble:

3492th-pie:

Fifty Shades of Greynarrated by Gilbert Gottfried

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.

i am crying i am literally crying i am laughing so hard that there are tears trickling from my eyes oh my god

perfect, perfect, perfect

I CAN’T OH MY GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

I wish I could play this for every customer that asks me for this book.

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RIP ME

WE WERE LISTENING TO THIS IN THE CAR TODAY AFTER WORK

THIS OH MY GOD

JUST

I FEEL THE SAME WAY, I WORK AT BOOKS-A-MILLION AND WE HAVE THE BOXED SET

EVERYWHERE

HOOOOLY FUUCK, IS THIS WRONG.

WAIT THERE IS A BOXED SET WITH GILBERT READING IT

posted on July 23rd   116,477 notes   via deathorthetoypiano   Source

Disney movies + “It’s a Small World” References
(click on gifs for movie titles)

posted on July 22nd   7,359 notes   via tinctorian   Source

angievonasgard:

Sam/Jack kisses

posted on July 22nd   447 notes   via normaslouise   Source

Mean Girl Aurora strikes again

posted on July 22nd   217,053 notes   via drtessarosetorres   Source

jamie-dornan:

The Fall series 2

Here it is! Our first teaser!

posted on July 22nd   99 notes   via mistyfoxx   Source

Brenda, I just upheld your authority. This is where you thank me. You promised me there wouldn’t be any question about my authority. Every time I turn around, I’m havin’ to remind people that I go first. Makes me really popular.

posted on July 20th   46 notes   via michellevisages   Source

odnson:

(×)

posted on July 19th   19,697 notes   via anslogarrick   Source

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

silentstep:

Boromir cuddling Hobbits because why not.

            (via goodshipophelia)

boromir’s character makes me so sad, because honestly, he was one of the most caring in the fellowship. he understood their mission and wanted to get it done as successfully as possible, but he wanted what was best for everyone with them as well. he felt the need to care for all the hobbits, not just frodo. and when he made a mistake, it destroyed him. he saw that he was weak and that he nearly ruined everything. and he died trying to make that right. boromir is the best.

posted on July 19th   36,972 notes   via alicia--florrick   Source

"I really don’t know what "I love you" means.
I think it means “Don’t leave me here alone.”
                                               - Neil Gaiman

posted on July 19th   310 notes   via anslogarrick   Source

irememberandiloveyou:

doktorwer:

#’go and work at Stormcage’ they said #’it’ll be fun’ they said #’how on earth did you get sacked after the first day?’ they said #no but srsly lol #poor guy #first day at job - and he’s guarding river #and she wants to escape#sucks to be you dude #but idk why they keep on trying to keep her in her cell when she intends on leaving it #I mean sure - I can understand that they tried to stop fer from escaping the first time #and the second time #and the sixth and ninth #but after her bazillionth attempt - bazillionth attempt that ended with success #they just should’ve stopped #and help her with packing #’which dress do you want me to pack dr Song? how many guns? condoms?’ #’dress warmly dr Song! and eat regularly’#’see you later doctor Song!’ #doctor who #river song #queen of all the time and space (via your-bespoke-psychopath

#I bet they put him there on purpose#guarding River’s cell is like Stormcage hazing #the other guards are in the control room #watching the monitors and trading bets #somebody brought pretzels and they’re elbowing each other and offering live commentary #DON’T BRING HER THE PHONE MAN IT IS A TRAP #oh god #he’s so dumb #what do you think? is she gonna knock him out? #use the lipstick #aww man I love the lipstick #BEST DISCIPLINARY ACTION EVER #oh oh oh LOOK #SHE IS REACHING FOR THE CLEAVAGE #LIPSTICK IT IS #WIN #OH YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!!! #did he just TELL her it’s his first day? #GOD DAMMIT MAN ARE YOU STUPID? #DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION IN ORIENTATION? #oh - oh - AND THERE HE GOES #you dumbass #Bye River #oh look she’s drawing something #should we sound the alarm? #nahhhh #man I hope she brings us back something good#last time she went to some planet called America and brought us all back these calandars (via areyoumarriedriver)

posted on July 18th   14,724 notes   via tinctorian   Source
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